It must be why he worries about them more than the rest of the Fellowship, in my opinion.
Pft! I’m so not crying myself while making this gifset ;w; Insomnia antics I tell you
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
tHIS IS NOT OKAY
Christmas is coming in a few short months, and this year, my sister, her fiance and myself really want to give my parents something they truly need: new teeth. My mother lost her teeth to a medication reaction shortly after my sister was born and has been living without them for most of my…
Please help in anyway you can. She really is a great person and so are her parents.
okay, guys, i fixed it.
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”
*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.
Guys, that’s not only Iambic, that’s a fucking sonnet. *claps*
Grammatically correct for the period and a couple of references to Shakespeare’s actual works.
I’m sincerely impressed.
If I never had to use my hands again, I would happily wear these beautiful filigree nail rings without giving a single fuck if anyone decided to think less of me for being “effeminate.”
I wonder how well these would work as banjo picks………..
Aries- "You should have known better than to make me mad!"
Taurus- "I told you not to push me. I can only bottle it up for so long."
Gemini- "I’d love to stay and chat, but..”
Cancer- “It’s time for me to REALLY take care of you.”
Leo- "This is what happens when you make things about YOU."
Virgo- "Keep your shit together, I don’t wanna have to clean this up.”
Libra- “ Ha. I suppose this is what they mean when they say I’m charismatic.”
Scorpio- "I told you I don’t take betrayal lightly.”
Sagittarius- "The funny thing is, you still can’t ruin my fucking day!"
Capricorn- "You should have known better than to fuck with my plans."
Aquarius- "No one can match my train of thought. It’s the perfect murder."
Pisces- "…aw fuck, I should have let you say goodbye. I’m such a dick."